If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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