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  • 38 23
    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 22, 10 at 11:02pm
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    Yeah, put enough whipped cream on and you can barely taste the gonorrhoea at all.

  • 31 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:22am
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    Don't google blue waffle...trust me don't...

  • 28 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:29pm
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    Pennicillin taste hella horrible though

  • 30 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:28pm
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    I'm a hooker. And cheep too

  • 29 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 7:36am
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    Stop with the white power crap... You sound like moron... Just sayin.

  • 32 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:50pm
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    Dude, what's up with the racism crap? Not really funny at all

  • 26 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:17pm
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    11/17 amen

  • 24 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:01am
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    Hah best one I've seen from my area code

  • 28 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:16pm
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    I'm Ron burgundy. You stay classy 417

  • 24 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:59am
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    I'm allergic to penicillin

  • 25 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:10am
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    I iz also Grunting

  • 28 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:26pm
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    Cum in my tight little ass, then we can switch it up and i'll blow a load all over your chest.

  • 20 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:34am
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    Wow. A lot if Orlando people are dirty as fuck. Can't believe I live here.

  • 22 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:15pm
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    yeah because there are soo many hookers in the 417...

  • 22 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:45am
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    CJMO

  • 22 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:15pm
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    10:48 ha good one

  • 22 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:16pm
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    stop with all the racist shit. get a fuckin life!!

  • 23 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:10am
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    I iz crowning too :)

  • 22 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:10am
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    Grunt! Grunt! Push (1,2,3) Push (1,2,3) Oh god! I'm crowning. Here it comes...ohhh god, GRUNT! Push PLOP! Splash, into the bowl, oh god i'm so glad it's out of me!

  • 20 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:16pm
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    Truly first??

  • 22 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:46am
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    In soviet Russia the whipped cream tastes like hookers.

  • 17 16
    Submitted by cml364 on Feb 25, 10 at 9:09am
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    I expect nothing less from the trash of springfield area

  • 17 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:59pm
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    To quote the great Charlie Sheen "you don't pay hookers to have sex with you. You pay them to LEAVE"

  • 22 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:05am
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    Grunt! Grunt! Push (1,2,3) Push (1,2,3) Oh god! I'm crowning. Here it comes...ohhh god, GRUNT! Push PLOP! Splash, into the bowl, oh god i'm so glad it's out of me!

  • 22 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:09am
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    Need a horny chick (:

  • 21 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:17pm
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    Way to go Missouri :)

  • 21 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:09pm
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    Hey 736 blow me. White power

  • 21 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:08am
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    1222 is just bein a dick tryin to get u to google bluewaffle but dont

  • 23 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:38am
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    I'm with 12:22, don't do it.. It's nasty!

  • 19 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:07pm
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    The sexy pineapple was here!!!!

  • 23 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:16pm
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    Lol, nope I agree with the first comment

  • 21 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:58pm
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    Penicilin will grow on whip cream, so you're covered

  • 20 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 2:34am
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    Hookers are meant to be used. They are thr scum of the earth. You don't take them home for Christmas Dinner. Be eal. A fuck and out the door.

  • 17 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:02am
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    In Soviet Russia, whip cream puts hookers on you

  • 21 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:29pm
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    hell yeah!!! fuck redheads!!!!!!!!!! fire crotch son bitches!!

  • 19 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:34pm
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    first!!! aw well shit.

  • 19 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:43am
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    Amen, mold my save ur ass on this one

  • 16 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 2:32am
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    White power

  • 16 25
    Submitted by ReginaHydraulic on Feb 23, 10 at 1:13pm
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    KC and Springfield.. Must be MoState creeps!

  • 20 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 2:34am
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    If u ain't white you ain't right

  • 15 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:31pm
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    Can we pretend you're simba and I'll wipe my cum on your forehead?

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