just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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