he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
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definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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