like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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