Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
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1:06, I just looked. Can't see that number anywhere.
ahhhhh......stupid people are just a constant source of amusement.........God Bless the dumbing down of American Youth
Thank you 12:31! Honestly, punctuation isn't that difficult of a concept. I understand the person who posted this was going for a dramatic effect, but it just doesn't work.
never. use unneeded. punctuation.
No really?!? Also, never try to fist fight a bear.
maybe the person had a BlackBerry, which, when you press the space bar twice, it automatically adds a period. Accidents happen douche
never have butt sex with a monkey either
Best. Thread. Ever! (so far)
Hey - 12:59 - Grandpa??? is that you....you dirty bastard. You know you've taken the pre-anal sex laxative...
this is funny...but not a drunken text
You anywhere near 901?
Also, don't nail your scrotum to a board. Good advice.
yeah, also never drink a redbull before bed.
for clean butt secks?
reading this was the most hilarious thing in my day.
12:35, are you asking me out on a date?
you have selected. english. as a second language. if this is correct, please press. one. now.
Am I the only person who uses periods for emphasis in texts?
1:10 you used hooked on phonics didnt you???
Ich bein Deutch!? Or maybe Japanese? Them people love to squirrel around with shit!
never assume a guy isn't into poop.