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  • 1:06, I just looked. Can't see that number anywhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:54pm
  • never. use unneeded. punctuation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:31pm
  • Hey - 12:59 - Grandpa??? is that you....you dirty bastard. You know you've taken the pre-anal sex laxative...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:17pm
  • No really?!? Also, never try to fist fight a bear.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:06pm
  • @12:31 maybe the person had a BlackBerry, which, when you press the space bar twice, it automatically adds a period. Accidents happen douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:54pm
  • this is funny...but not a drunken text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:35pm
  • Thank you 12:31! Honestly, punctuation isn't that difficult of a concept. I understand the person who posted this was going for a dramatic effect, but it just doesn't work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:55pm
  • ahhhhh......stupid people are just a constant source of amusement.........God Bless the dumbing down of American Youth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:59pm
  • for clean butt secks?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:10pm
  • yeah, also never drink a redbull before bed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:21pm
  • never have butt sex with a monkey either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:01am
  • Um. Ok. Also, don't nail your scrotum to a board. Good advice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:17pm
  • 12:35, are you asking me out on a date?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:45pm
  • you have selected. english. as a second language. if this is correct, please press. one. now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:51pm
  • 12:45 You anywhere near 901?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:06pm
  • Ich bein Deutch!? Or maybe Japanese? Them people love to squirrel around with shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:27pm
  • Best. Thread. Ever! (so far)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:34pm
  • reading this was the most hilarious thing in my day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:24pm
  • never assume a guy isn't into poop.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:35pm
  • Am I the only person who uses periods for emphasis in texts?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:04pm
  • 1:10 you used hooked on phonics didnt you???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:16pm