Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
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1:06, I just looked. Can't see that number anywhere.
never. use unneeded. punctuation.
Hey - 12:59 - Grandpa??? is that you....you dirty bastard. You know you've taken the pre-anal sex laxative...
No really?!? Also, never try to fist fight a bear.
maybe the person had a BlackBerry, which, when you press the space bar twice, it automatically adds a period. Accidents happen douche
this is funny...but not a drunken text
Thank you 12:31! Honestly, punctuation isn't that difficult of a concept. I understand the person who posted this was going for a dramatic effect, but it just doesn't work.
never have butt sex with a monkey either
ahhhhh......stupid people are just a constant source of amusement.........God Bless the dumbing down of American Youth
for clean butt secks?
yeah, also never drink a redbull before bed.
Also, don't nail your scrotum to a board. Good advice.
12:35, are you asking me out on a date?
you have selected. english. as a second language. if this is correct, please press. one. now.
You anywhere near 901?
Ich bein Deutch!? Or maybe Japanese? Them people love to squirrel around with shit!
Best. Thread. Ever! (so far)
reading this was the most hilarious thing in my day.
never assume a guy isn't into poop.
Am I the only person who uses periods for emphasis in texts?
1:10 you used hooked on phonics didnt you???