Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
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1:06, I just looked. Can't see that number anywhere.
No really?!? Also, never try to fist fight a bear.
Thank you 12:31! Honestly, punctuation isn't that difficult of a concept. I understand the person who posted this was going for a dramatic effect, but it just doesn't work.
maybe the person had a BlackBerry, which, when you press the space bar twice, it automatically adds a period. Accidents happen douche
never. use unneeded. punctuation.
ahhhhh......stupid people are just a constant source of amusement.........God Bless the dumbing down of American Youth
Hey - 12:59 - Grandpa??? is that you....you dirty bastard. You know you've taken the pre-anal sex laxative...
never have butt sex with a monkey either
this is funny...but not a drunken text
Best. Thread. Ever! (so far)
for clean butt secks?
yeah, also never drink a redbull before bed.
Also, don't nail your scrotum to a board. Good advice.
12:35, are you asking me out on a date?
You anywhere near 901?
you have selected. english. as a second language. if this is correct, please press. one. now.
reading this was the most hilarious thing in my day.
Ich bein Deutch!? Or maybe Japanese? Them people love to squirrel around with shit!
Am I the only person who uses periods for emphasis in texts?
1:10 you used hooked on phonics didnt you???
never assume a guy isn't into poop.