Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm both gender and math confused
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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