your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
im having a threesome with these popsicles
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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