She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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