if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
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Definition of true friendship.
Girls. Let me break it down for you. Guys are the ones wanting to get some. You need to initiate it because as guys, we never know where girls stand. Some girls (like the OP) want to fool around. Some girls get really offended and pissed off when we try to initiate it. How the hell are we supposed to know.
Charles Rutherford thinks u can't steal first base but you sure can steal home!
What guy doesn't want action? What an idiot! Unless it's a fat chick!
OOH! OOH! Me next! Do me next!
Now guys, I am not funny.
Hate these intefering friends. I'll do them and they'll do me at my own, sometimes medium pace.
Hahaha. If your friends phone wasn't autocorrecting so nicely, this wouldve been hecka funny. What a great friend :)
8:14- WOW! U really DID say that!?
Yes i really did. And judging by the 11-1 thumbs ratio...it appears as if i'm not alone in this reasoning.
gotta love the classy oc
Yeah (949) area code that is where I am from =]
Now guys, I really enjoy taking it in the ass, but I sure do use a prophalactic. Wouldn't want to catch anything and lose my productive life of pointing out obvious things.
I totally agree with 8:14. The world would be a better place if girls just listen to his advice.
Just bang this chick already, even if you have to put a bag over her head.
He's just not that into you(r fugly friend).
Now guys, this isn't funny. You shouldn't force your friend to have sex with this fellow if one of them isn't prepared. Let nature take its course.
it wasnt a forcefull thing...
jim who are you b/c this text is about a jim...
Wait wait wait is she the big fat friend the frag that if you jump on you might end up married if so run fucker run get away from that M.O.A.B. As fast as your legs can carry you.
Hahaha good one :) gotta live your girlfriends :)
This is something my friend would say to me about me and my guy friend.
8:06PM - yes! hahaha
That's a good friend
AHAHAHAH. this made me giggle.
ps. 7.45 fails
Unless ur ugly 8:14s got it
haha i definitely sent this text!!!! :)
I wanna say this to my friend allllll the time