Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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