Have you finally orgasmed yet?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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