it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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