...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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