The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
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What if you go home and find the box opened...and your parents are using the toys?
9:16, you may have to call for her.
call the carrier and do a re-route.
Been there done that. "athena's home novelties" wasn't much of a cover-up. I feel yah.
That's what you get for having your daddy pay for your fucking credit card, dumb twat.
Call your parents and tell them you ordered a fathers day present but accidentally sent it to your billing address. tell them it's a surprise and not to open it! Pick it up then on Father's Day when you bring your dad a gift he will think it is what arrived at the house. Problem solved.
Relax, if you ordered from a major website, they usually ship in discreet boxes.
Its only a problem if they open it, which most parents won't.
think it would be fine... my mom never opens my mail, regardless if she has to sign for it. haha its illegal!
...Why in the world would you make your parents pay for your sexual enjoyment? That's just silly.
call your parents ahead and tell them that its a gift for your roomie, thats why it couldn't be delivered to your place.
then go pick it up
I saw a FML like this too.
do you really think it's going to say SEX TOYS across the side of the box?
You guys are harsh. I highly doubt her "daddy paid for it." If she created the bank account while still living in home or even in college then it would make perfect sense for her parent's address to be billing.
Gonna be a treat when Mom opens up that box with the 3-foot-long two-headed black spiked flame-throwing pulsating jitsu dildo, isn't it?
10:44 - You failed miserably.
the best sex toys cost the most, get 'em from the best w'sites, and tell your parents its the newest installment of harry potter in the cardboard box.
i'm laughing my ass off at your stupidity
yeah, uh how old are you? If you're old enough to have your own credit card, you're an adult, so you shouldn't be embarrassed about buying sex toys. Your parents should be thogh cuz your sex life is probably better than theirs.
10:54 i don't think any of that has to do with it, you were just trying to be funny and weren't. at all.
If your going to order sex toys, maybe you should pay for them yourself instead of getting your parents "billing address" to pay for them... LOSER
why the fuck are you buying sex toys with ur parent's credit card? get a life!
10:51 - fair enough, though likely b/c i've never ordered sex toys to my parents house...or anywhere else. i'm a guy and use my hands
Call and cancel the order, duh.
I agree with 10:51....good try 10:44. Next time, you probably shouldn't reply ;)
haha to 10:26. "hi mom, dad, i bought a rabbit on your credit card" "hunny, you mean an animal" "not exactly, but it knows exactly what to do when i'm horny" "ah, i'm confused..."
if all else fails, blame it on your roommate (assuming you have one). or if you get really desperate try credit/debit card theft. but thats a longshot. i really doubt that if the package has your name on it your parents will open it. unless they are just really nosey.
I thnk the real question is - how old are you, and why are your parents still paying for your sex toys?
Okay, that's just careless.
10:26 alot of college kids (like myself) have debt/credit cards that the billing address is the parents house because thats where we lived when we got the card. Her parents probably don't even monitor the account, I know mine dont.
Mine got shipped to my shipping address, and then they sent catalogs to my billing address (which is where my parents live). Adult websites need to get their act together.
im so sry that blows major donkey dick