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  • 58 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:27am

    call the carrier and do a re-route.

  • 57 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:40pm

    Relax, if you ordered from a major website, they usually ship in discreet boxes. Its only a problem if they open it, which most parents won't.

  • 51 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:41am

    9:16, you may have to call for her.

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:46pm

    ...Why in the world would you make your parents pay for your sexual enjoyment? That's just silly.

  • 54 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:20pm

    You guys are harsh. I highly doubt her "daddy paid for it." If she created the bank account while still living in home or even in college then it would make perfect sense for her parent's address to be billing.

  • 53 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:51am

    10:44 - You failed miserably.

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:32pm

    do you really think it's going to say SEX TOYS across the side of the box?

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:54pm

    the best sex toys cost the most, get 'em from the best w'sites, and tell your parents its the newest installment of harry potter in the cardboard box.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:01am

    What if you go home and find the box opened...and your parents are using the toys?

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:27pm

    yeah, uh how old are you? If you're old enough to have your own credit card, you're an adult, so you shouldn't be embarrassed about buying sex toys. Your parents should be thogh cuz your sex life is probably better than theirs.

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:10pm

    That's what you get for having your daddy pay for your fucking credit card, dumb twat.

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:38pm

    I saw a FML like this too.

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:16am

    Call your parents and tell them you ordered a fathers day present but accidentally sent it to your billing address. tell them it's a surprise and not to open it! Pick it up then on Father's Day when you bring your dad a gift he will think it is what arrived at the house. Problem solved.

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:56pm

    If your going to order sex toys, maybe you should pay for them yourself instead of getting your parents "billing address" to pay for them... LOSER

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:11pm

    call your parents ahead and tell them that its a gift for your roomie, thats why it couldn't be delivered to your place. then go pick it up

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:41pm

    Been there done that. "athena's home novelties" wasn't much of a cover-up. I feel yah.

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:26am

    10:54 i don't think any of that has to do with it, you were just trying to be funny and weren't. at all.

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:44am

    haha to 10:26. "hi mom, dad, i bought a rabbit on your credit card" "hunny, you mean an animal" "not exactly, but it knows exactly what to do when i'm horny" "ah, i'm confused..."

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:54am

    10:51 - fair enough, though likely b/c i've never ordered sex toys to my parents house...or anywhere else. i'm a guy and use my hands

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:26am

    I thnk the real question is - how old are you, and why are your parents still paying for your sex toys?

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:57am

    Gonna be a treat when Mom opens up that box with the 3-foot-long two-headed black spiked flame-throwing pulsating jitsu dildo, isn't it?

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:05pm

    im so sry that blows major donkey dick

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:32am

    think it would be fine... my mom never opens my mail, regardless if she has to sign for it. haha its illegal!

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:41am

    10:26 alot of college kids (like myself) have debt/credit cards that the billing address is the parents house because thats where we lived when we got the card. Her parents probably don't even monitor the account, I know mine dont.

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:59pm

    if all else fails, blame it on your roommate (assuming you have one). or if you get really desperate try credit/debit card theft. but thats a longshot. i really doubt that if the package has your name on it your parents will open it. unless they are just really nosey.

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:30am

    i'm laughing my ass off at your stupidity

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:26pm

    Mine got shipped to my shipping address, and then they sent catalogs to my billing address (which is where my parents live). Adult websites need to get their act together.

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:03am

    Call and cancel the order, duh.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:02am

    Okay, that's just careless.

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:35pm

    why the fuck are you buying sex toys with ur parent's credit card? get a life!

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:02am

    I agree with 10:51....good try 10:44. Next time, you probably shouldn't reply ;)