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say what?
wanna hang out?
At least make sure they are 18
Why
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
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they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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