dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She's the barista slut.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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