i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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