why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
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Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm retarded. Again.
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
In the future we'll all be gay
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
actually, I'm a sock model
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
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