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  • Obviously they have never read the nursery rhyme cause little bo peep is a pretty crappy shepard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:36pm
  • have you ever heard of Bo Burnham? yeah that's in one of his raps. he's not that witty..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:07pm
  • Well I'm the Little Engine That Could, so I think we'd get along well. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:35am
  • Seriously, even if she is a slut, at least she smart and clever enough to have something going for her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:59pm
  • I don't think she is reading "how to turn..." I think she wrote it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:46pm
  • hahaha...awesome 11:35#2

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:39am
  • this is funny but analogies and similes are two different things. So i got confused

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:44pm
  • would love to know what the other two were!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:35am
  • I respect girls like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:52pm
  • Can you share the other two?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:58am
  • They have a book on this? Where can I buy it?? eBay? Amazon? Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:07am
  • What were the other two?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:03pm
  • Guys can have 3 or 4 girls at once and random hook ups, why can't she? She's not a slut, just playng the game right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:06pm
  • into threesomes? how about a threesome with me and My Pet Goat?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:45am
  • bullshit, life is more fun with double standards now suck my dick whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:17pm
  • I never once thought of this person as a female...sounds like a guy to me. In which case, it's fucking funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:29pm
  • to 536PM no she didint caus at the end of the night shes not keeping her herded dicks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:37pm
  • Yes, she is a slut. And so are guys who do the same thing. No double standards, people!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:59pm
  • Shouldn't every woman have the right to be Goldicocks?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:14pm
  • I wish someone would write said book.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:34pm
  • Just like the Dice Man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:24pm
  • want a good time, baby? i'll show you WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:42am
  • Stay classy, St. Charles.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:45pm
  • Okay, Bo Peep lost her sheep...WTF happened to the dicks?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:16pm
  • She's the Pied Piper of Cock...instead of a cliff, it's her vagina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:01pm
  • thats actually a metaphor...stupid is not sexy!

    Submitted by CaptainSinger on Jul 21, 10 at 10:25pm
  • Isn't that actually an analogy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:25pm
  • Stl baby

    Submitted by a_nony_mus on Mar 22, 10 at 3:45am
  • You goota be a super slut to think of yourself as a dick herder.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:34am