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  • 57 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:35am

    Well I'm the Little Engine That Could, so I think we'd get along well. :)

  • 61 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:39am

    hahaha...awesome 11:35#2

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:36pm

    Obviously they have never read the nursery rhyme cause little bo peep is a pretty crappy shepard.

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:06pm

    Guys can have 3 or 4 girls at once and random hook ups, why can't she? She's not a slut, just playng the game right.

  • 53 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:14pm

    Shouldn't every woman have the right to be Goldicocks?

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:59pm

    Seriously, even if she is a slut, at least she smart and clever enough to have something going for her.

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:44pm

    this is funny but analogies and similes are two different things. So i got confused

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:07pm

    have you ever heard of Bo Burnham? yeah that's in one of his raps. he's not that witty..

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:03pm

    What were the other two?

  • 45 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:58am

    Can you share the other two?

  • 46 48
    Submitted by CaptainSinger on Jul 21, 10 at 10:25pm

    thats actually a metaphor...stupid is not sexy!

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:25pm

    Isn't that actually an analogy?

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:37pm

    to 536PM no she didint caus at the end of the night shes not keeping her herded dicks

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:35am

    would love to know what the other two were!

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:07am

    They have a book on this? Where can I buy it?? eBay? Amazon? Haha

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:17pm

    bullshit, life is more fun with double standards now suck my dick whore

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:29pm

    I never once thought of this person as a female...sounds like a guy to me. In which case, it's fucking funny.

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:34pm

    I wish someone would write said book.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:46pm

    I don't think she is reading "how to turn..." I think she wrote it.

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:45am

    into threesomes? how about a threesome with me and My Pet Goat?

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:59pm

    Yes, she is a slut. And so are guys who do the same thing. No double standards, people!

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:52pm

    I respect girls like this.

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:45pm

    Stay classy, St. Charles.

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:42am

    want a good time, baby? i'll show you WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE.

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:24pm

    Just like the Dice Man

  • 47 67
    Submitted by a_nony_mus on Mar 22, 10 at 3:45am

    Stl baby

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:01pm

    She's the Pied Piper of Cock...instead of a cliff, it's her vagina.

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:16pm

    Okay, Bo Peep lost her sheep...WTF happened to the dicks?

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:34am

    You goota be a super slut to think of yourself as a dick herder.