It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
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have you ever heard of Bo Burnham?
yeah that's in one of his raps. he's not that witty..
Well I'm the Little Engine That Could, so I think we'd get along well. :)
Obviously they have never read the nursery rhyme cause little bo peep is a pretty crappy shepard.
Seriously, even if she is a slut, at least she smart and clever enough to have something going for her.
I don't think she is reading "how to turn..." I think she wrote it.
Guys can have 3 or 4 girls at once and random hook ups, why can't she? She's not a slut, just playng the game right.
would love to know what the other two were!
I respect girls like this.
this is funny but analogies and similes are two different things. So i got confused
I never once thought of this person as a female...sounds like a guy to me. In which case, it's fucking funny.
into threesomes? how about a threesome with me and My Pet Goat?
Can you share the other two?
bullshit, life is more fun with double standards
now suck my dick whore
They have a book on this? Where can I buy it?? eBay? Amazon? Haha
What were the other two?
Yes, she is a slut. And so are guys who do the same thing. No double standards, people!
to 536PM no she didint caus at the end of the night shes not keeping her herded dicks
I wish someone would write said book.
Shouldn't every woman have the right to be Goldicocks?
Stay classy, St. Charles.
Just like the Dice Man
want a good time, baby? i'll show you WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE.
She's the Pied Piper of Cock...instead of a cliff, it's her vagina.
thats actually a metaphor...stupid is not sexy!
Okay, Bo Peep lost her sheep...WTF happened to the dicks?
Isn't that actually an analogy?
You goota be a super slut to think of yourself as a dick herder.