quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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