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  • Submitted by ki4xo on May 16, 10 at 8:08pm

    Please, for the love of Christ, can we learn to spell "masturbate" already?

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      Submitted by RuralNinja on May 16, 10 at 10:32pm

      bate\n1\\verb,bat·ed, bat·ing.\n–verb (used with object)\n1.to moderate or restrain: unable to bate our enthusiasm.\n2.to lessen or diminish; abate: setbacks that bated his hopes.\n–verb (used without object)\n3.to diminish or subside; abate.\n\nI'm going to assume then, that masterbated must mean he's really diminshed. I.e. - Even under a magnifying glass, his dick still appears masterbated.

  • Submitted by imnotkidding on May 16, 10 at 8:16pm

    Nothing like two blue aliens getting at it, huh?

  • Submitted by shylock on May 16, 10 at 9:30pm

    Almost? That shit IS hot.

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    Submitted by Kelleygirl32 on May 16, 10 at 9:40pm

    I wouldn't tell anyone that.

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    Submitted by pothead1 on May 16, 10 at 10:54pm

    Blue waffle

  • Submitted by kenzers on May 16, 10 at 8:24pm

    Awfully creepy

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 9:06pm

    It's unnerving how hot those blue people are...

    • 55 88
      Submitted by Siress on May 16, 10 at 11:28pm

      It's the "carbon-fiber reinforced skeleton," anon...

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    Submitted by jacksoncutler on May 17, 10 at 6:36am

    I'm blue dabedi dabedei. :D

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    Submitted by Hobo420 on May 16, 10 at 8:35pm

    pfft i did...

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    Submitted by An0n on May 17, 10 at 6:18am

    Reminds me of the horrible bigbluepenis in Watchmen. No good.

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      Submitted by jbwarner86 on May 17, 10 at 9:44am

      There was a hell of a lot more to Watchmen than just Dr. Manhattan's nudity, but to read what people have to say about the movie on the Internet, you'd never know it.

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    Submitted by Phys on May 16, 10 at 10:29pm

    And it's a wonder why you're still a virgin, huh

  • Submitted by Gcopperfield on May 16, 10 at 10:08pm

    Whoever jerks off to anything non human is a fucked up bastard.

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    Submitted by schlongdong on May 16, 10 at 8:07pm

    What the hell

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    Submitted by lovelyguns on May 17, 10 at 12:58am

    That scene was pretty hot. Nothing like an amount of passion expressed so beautifully...

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    Submitted by sullysgirl on May 16, 10 at 9:02pm

    How old are you

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    Submitted by tuesdauXtaylor on May 16, 10 at 11:06pm

    They're blue kitties!!!

  • 70 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 10 at 12:49am

    Get over yousrself, 12.31. You seem REALLY inhibited.

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    Submitted by smegs on May 16, 10 at 8:13pm

    <3

  • 73 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 8:07pm

    That's fuh'd up

  • 71 69
    Submitted by citizenkane on May 17, 10 at 1:42pm

    Yeesh.

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    Submitted by MuffinW on May 17, 10 at 1:48pm

    The "love scene" barely even happened!

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      Submitted by eepobar on May 20, 10 at 1:50pm

      Seriously... I wasn't even sure if they even had sex.. what did he do? Stick his braid in her?? Totally missed the split second of "love making".

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    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 16, 10 at 10:41pm

    Sadly I have heard more than one person saying this. i am the only one who though tit was like watching Animals mate.

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    Submitted by cbtango on May 16, 10 at 8:38pm

    They have a love scene?

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    Submitted by trke0302 on May 17, 10 at 1:00am

    Fucking nerd

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    Submitted by Mike_Litoris on May 17, 10 at 2:28am

    Wouldn't be the first, and probably not the last either.

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    Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on May 17, 10 at 11:57pm

    Ha this is so NOT funny.

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    Submitted by photofilly31 on May 17, 10 at 12:31am

    Ok I'm sorry but anyone that jacks off to blue digital aliens is beyond fucked up. Get laid in REAL LIFE you sicko.

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    Submitted by Epimetheus on May 16, 10 at 10:05pm

    Can't blame ya!

  • 73 95
    Submitted by GregsMom on May 16, 10 at 10:03pm

    That scene is hot!! I got a boner

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 17, 10 at 2:52am

    Part of me thinks this is real...

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    Submitted by caseyberry on May 16, 10 at 11:46pm

    Uh, not that hot

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    Submitted by Manda_Bi on May 16, 10 at 11:54pm

    That's kinda gross! Go get laid! Jeez..

  • 52 61
    Submitted by americandanish on Jun 13, 10 at 6:10am

    hey. some people enjoy animals mating. some people also are also terrorists. but it's a free country.

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    Submitted by butchymcfabulous on May 17, 10 at 1:13pm

    I like when their ears move when they hear a sound. :D

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    Submitted by Anonymity on May 17, 10 at 4:06pm

    @ pothead1 WIN. PURE FUCKING WIN.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 10:04pm

    Learn to fucking spell before you breathe or get on the Internet you inbred.

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      Submitted by shotgunsmile09 on May 17, 10 at 10:54am

      Don't split your infinitives, you twat.

  • Submitted by magfjghw on May 16, 10 at 9:12pm

    I'm 12 years old and what is this?

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      Submitted by showstopper303 on May 16, 10 at 11:52pm

      young one, to save your innocence get off this. \n\nand if you don't know what "masterbate" (masturbate) or what avatar is. then you are a very sheltered child and should not explore the internet.

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        Submitted by Firefox1 on May 17, 10 at 2:33am

        lol, Trolled dumbass

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    Submitted by ShelbyXADHD on May 30, 10 at 7:22pm

    i saw that movie with my uncle his gf my mom my dad and my brother, when the movie was over my uncle said "oh yeah my favorite part was the sex scene, i mean how cool would it be if you could fuck with your hair" xD i was like "uhhhhmmmmmmm?"

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    Submitted by babyprostitute on May 17, 10 at 12:38pm

    that movie was terrible

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    Submitted by Rachelridestoruk on May 16, 10 at 10:21pm

    ...OH MY GOD THIS IS DISTURBING.

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    Submitted by barbie26 on May 17, 10 at 4:04am

    In the move the dude was human but took the body of the alien and he had sex with the alien chick so why people are turned on by the sex scene doesn't surprise me.

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    Submitted by thanigga on May 16, 10 at 8:12pm

    thats hott,

  • 54 79
    Submitted by screwupinlife on May 17, 10 at 3:36am

    Haha im oddly turned on by them too

  • 56 84
    Submitted by estelle on May 16, 10 at 10:22pm

    I did

  • 50 74
    Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on May 22, 10 at 9:06pm

    Pokahantas meets smurfs, lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 10:34pm

    It gave me such a renob

  • Submitted by vcster3 on May 16, 10 at 9:24pm

    omfg! ik the kid who wrote this concidering he's sitting next to me...

  • Submitted by connorben10 on May 16, 10 at 10:26pm

    What the shit?

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    Submitted by codii on May 16, 10 at 11:25pm

    Damn.... I haven't got to that part yet

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    Submitted by bigmac12 on May 20, 10 at 10:59am

    Da blue dick

  • 57 96
    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 17, 10 at 12:24am

    Yeah... It's really NOT though.

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    Submitted by 1mp3Rial on Oct 21, 10 at 11:34am

    Check out: This Ain't Avatar XXX Parody.

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    Submitted by Carma1369 on May 17, 10 at 5:38am

    haaaaaaha. Ha.

  • Submitted by belletragedie on May 16, 10 at 8:05pm

    first