soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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