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  • Been there, done that. Stop signs also present challenges - when waiting for them to turn green.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:19pm
  • My mom did that and she was neither drunk nor high. D:

    Submitted by Lauraniac on Jul 10, 11 at 10:15pm
  • i thought the employees were the trash cans as well. then realized i had done this before

    Submitted by willnotz23 on Feb 2, 10 at 8:14pm
  • Squirrel!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:20pm
  • I wasn't even under the influence and I've done that before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:01pm
  • Nice!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:03pm
  • "that high" texts suck donkey balls

    Submitted by sluts23 on Feb 2, 10 at 3:08pm
  • Only in Atlanta

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:28pm
  • My mom does that every day, it doesn't matter if your high or not to accomplish this...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:21pm
  • Too many "tfln" are ending with "yes, that high". It's reminding me of "please come get me"...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:29am
  • been*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:11pm
  • Clearly none of you have smoked enough to be this high. I know I have. Reppin' ATL shawty! :D durty south.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:16pm
  • This is my favorite. And I dint even smoke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:02am
  • And ppl wonder why the driving age keeps going up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 7:39pm
  • Hahah that's awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:06pm
  • Will people stop submitting "yes, that high" texts!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:00pm
  • Actually, the people that work there can be considered Trash Cans.....Your OK.......

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 2, 10 at 3:07pm
  • 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:52pm
  • Hahaha I did that completely sober!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:15pm
  • Fucking awesome....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:22pm
  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:22am
  • Adderall. That high. Vomiting. At Chipotle's. Please come get me. Does that cover it? WTF

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:04pm
  • "that high" is the new please come get me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:31pm
  • seriously, i want to know what kind of shit yall are smoking\nnot once have i ever confused a trash can with a talk box when I'm high...seriously, if you are that fucked up..\nA. it's not from weed\nB. you shouldn't be driving...

    Submitted by jamespscizzle on Feb 2, 10 at 7:09pm
  • Obviously all you grammar Nazis understand what is being said, but if it makes up for YOUR tiny penis' then go for it. Just know that these guys will be banging YOUR chicks when YOU'RE working YOUR 9-9 jobs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:36pm
  • 3:21 = killjoy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:34pm
  • Who gets that high???seriously what are you 12??sounds like you were tripping to me if you were waiting for a trash can to take your order

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:17pm
  • Definitely done this sober lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:26pm
  • You must be high off of something other than weed then. As many times as I blazed, I've never Ben that confused. Stay out of public when you're high. Getting caught just isn't worth it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:09pm
  • Dude I feel your pain. I sat at the first window for a while before someone honked. The window had the "closed" paper in it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:24am
  • Making ATL worse than it actually is!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:54pm
  • FAKE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:37pm
  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:37pm
  • That's what I call livin' it up!

    Submitted by conexionz on Feb 2, 10 at 3:06pm
  • awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:44pm
  • 3:07, your = possesive tense. you're = contraction of you are. used in a sentence. YOU'RE probably going to work at Taco Bell with those people with YOUR spelling mistakes. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:15pm
    • Hey Fuck Stick, your Mom works at Taco Bell. I shoved a Cinnamon Stick up her Ass earlier today....Little Fa@@ot!!

      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 2, 10 at 3:53pm
  • I'm in soviet Russia. Yes, that high - Soviet Russian 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:12pm
  • Done it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:51pm
  • 6:21 ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:22pm
  • Really ppl are that proud to be high? They should be old school, have a couple bowls and watch Pink Floyd's the Wall, the movie before anyone says anything

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:16pm
  • Holly fuck I think I was at this party what is your name??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:12pm
  • You're * Sorry bout that, I know so many people shit on spelling mistakes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:23pm
  • I've done this like 5 times

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:26pm
  • This is hilarious. Couldve happened to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:02pm
  • 8:16 none of us are stupid enough to be get that high in public. But I have used my roommates laundry basket as a Urinal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:38pm
  • Thank you, the consequences for getting busted out in public while under the influence aren't worth the high. Stay home or get a DD! I had a friend get pulled over in a drive through line for for this. 2 nights in jail, license revoked, and $2,000 fine. And this was in CA.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:42pm
  • 6:16 - just do yourself a favor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:21pm
  • That's awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:47pm
  • Amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:32pm
  • Hey 3:07, if grammar was any indication of job status, sounds like you're on your way to jerking off old men in parking lots

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:13pm
  • I fucking love people like this . U have to be retarted to do something like this u don't do this shit when ur high uless your 3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:21pm
  • Fayette county, Ga!!! I'm gonna say ptc taco bell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:23am
  • Dude I would have lost my shit when I realized that and I wouldn't have been able to order

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 3:47am
  • Atl representing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:43pm
  • Been there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:23pm
  • In soviet Russia, the blacks take our order - Soviet Russian 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:04pm
  • 6:21 all the guy said was stay home and get laced! What's wrong with that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:37pm
  • Prooooooooooooooooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:23pm