problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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