went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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