quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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