he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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