I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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