I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
It's blow job season.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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