I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
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I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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