Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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