I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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