It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
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and oh yeah i'm from the 702 as well
Or he beats off too much.
the sad thing is i totally understand what you're sayin
Shes obviously talking about my ex-husband. Got his shit caught in a zipper when he was a kid. Never worked!
If you got with me it wouldn't be a problem, i got a big straight cock.
Wow is it really a big deal? I have about a 10 o'clocker...
8:00??? jesus, that's a serious hook
8;00 when he was lying on his back, or when he was standing up?
I dated a guy with a 9 o'clock dick
it was rare for him to get it up
waste of time
I think I know this guy.....Yes most cocks aren't straight but it's weird when it points down when it's hard. Lol
it's the worst thing is the world, and oh so painful. the one i decided to bone was an 8 o'clock too. even if you're drunk ladies, it's NOT WORTH ITTTT!!
The thing is most cocks aren't straight so this shouldn't be a big deal...
Let's take a wild guess who you could be talking about...........does he have a big office in the JCSU?