bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
In America we eat man semen.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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