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  • 67 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:49am

    In soviet Russia, man semen eats you. ...I had to.

  • 56 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:04pm

    Damn straight you do.

  • 59 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:06am

    Actually, we don't "eat" it.

  • 54 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:36am

    Tim tebow's semen cures cancer

  • 42 34
    Submitted by megabroke on Mar 8, 10 at 5:10am

    Is there such a thing as non-man semen ???

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 7:05am

    Haha. I told that to the exchange student from norway She likes american culture

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:44am

    And we're proud of it! Why? Obviously, because my boyfriend's jizz tastes awesome!

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:46am

    8675309 is part of a song dumbass

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:33am

    do they make female semen?

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:43am

    I love the Pussy Juice!!! I could eat oussy all day.

  • 37 49
    Submitted by skspier on May 2, 10 at 11:20pm

    As opposed to woman semen?

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:24am

    wouldn't we drink it?

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 9:49am

    Well in England, we also heard its acceptable to marry your farm yard animal and thats not just on Farmville... so surely Horse sperm is a delicacy too?! Food for thought... literally, apparently!

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:18am

    In Soviet Russia, man semen eat you!

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:44pm

    The OP is seriously fucked up

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:35am

    NO THE FUCK WE DONT!

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:51pm

    God bless the us of a

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:26am

    In soviet Russia female semen eats man.

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:54am

    Thats my girl!!!! Well i hope your a girl.....

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:36am

    eight six seven five three ohhh nine

  • 36 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:45am

    8:36 am, god, I hope you didnt post your real number, unless thats the OP in which case i DO hope it is :)

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:15am

    filthy fuck pig....what's your number?

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:13am

    Hahahaha only in the 210.

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:16pm

    I love sperm! But i can't get a man. That's why I go to the sperm bank ;)

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:01am

    is that better, or worse than eating cat like they do in china??

  • 30 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:56am

    9:26 you made my fuckin day

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:39am

    Females eat semen. Men do not. This is Man Law

  • 17 28
    Submitted by themanwitnoname on Jul 15, 11 at 2:16am

    Thought there would be a whole lot more soviet russia jokes

  • 29 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:40pm

    In Soviet Russia, Man Semen Eats You, Dovarich!

  • 36 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:54am

    210 FTW!!!! Chug that shit OP

  • 31 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:57am

    God bless America...

  • 28 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 7:41am

    As opposed to woman semen?

  • 34 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:00pm

    OP never gets his semen "eaten."