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  • 72 37
    Submitted by drr_b on Jul 25, 12 at 11:24am

    Not fuck gymnastics... Fuck gymnasts!

  • 66 40
    Submitted by  on Jul 25, 12 at 10:55am

    Grandma?

  • 51 43
    Submitted by BigPimpin409 on Jul 25, 12 at 4:26pm

    Congrats 👍

  • 45 36
    Submitted by MsNY on Jul 26, 12 at 6:38am

    Five weeks?? Did you have tumble weeds roll out followed by the raw hide theme song when you opened your legs?? Its called push the morphine pump a couple times and get it on in the hospital bed!!

  • 49 44
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jul 25, 12 at 1:18pm

    Throat sex?

  • 50 49
    Submitted by UhavNoEyeDAaah on Jul 25, 12 at 9:15pm

    I'm 35 and back on Feb the 8th I had a full hip replacement. And on the 15th I had just been home for 2 days(7 days after surgery), I used the over the bed handle that hung above me to keep myself upright while leaning on my good side to perform something 4 weeks earlier and stun my wife. Sorry for stealing your thunder... Just sayin though ;)

  • 45 42
    Submitted by Louis_CK on Jul 25, 12 at 1:36pm

    Damn it grandma the doc said no.

  • 41 40
    Submitted by lilkymama on Jul 25, 12 at 11:22am

    Sadly I can relate to this. Fuck gymnastics.