My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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Not fuck gymnastics... Fuck gymnasts!
I'm 35 and back on Feb the 8th I had a full hip replacement. And on the 15th I had just been home for 2 days(7 days after surgery), I used the over the bed handle that hung above me to keep myself upright while leaning on my good side to perform something 4 weeks earlier and stun my wife. Sorry for stealing your thunder... Just sayin though ;)
Five weeks?? Did you have tumble weeds roll out followed by the raw hide theme song when you opened your legs?? Its called push the morphine pump a couple times and get it on in the hospital bed!!
Damn it grandma the doc said no.
Sadly I can relate to this. Fuck gymnastics.