Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.