Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(949): View more from California

Getting food. Want anything?

(1-949): View more from California

Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce

Fav 7 2372 955
share tweet
(616): View more from Michigan

Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.

Fav 132 1660 30721
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(917): View more from New York City

Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that

Fav 6 5808 874
share tweet
(330): View more from Ohio

I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.

Fav 16 6888 1007
share tweet
25 People Admit the Worst Things They’ve Done for Good Reasons
Read it at the TFLN blog
(781): View more from Massachusetts

So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay

Fav 11 5017 1687
share tweet
(423): View more from Tennessee

There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.

Fav 15 3503 1091
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(847): View more from Illinois

I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?

Fav 6 1538 2490
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(602): View more from Arizona

he bit THROUGH my nipple

(480): View more from Arizona

plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.

Fav 4 433 1055
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(519): View more from Ontario

That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..

Fav 1 17 54
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT