Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..