he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I fill condoms, not promises.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.