i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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