He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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