just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
she peed on how many people?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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