she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
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Poison control is open 24/7..
Yep. 9:19 confirmed the fakeness.
Sounds like time to let Darwin take the wheel.
This could be true. Several poison control centers have had to reduce their hours or close due to budget constraints.
me too .
and its totally something that she would do .
Kingston, not Ottawa. I know the person haha.
A) sounds like something someone in ottawa / or any 613 would do
B) poision control for the 613 IS closed at 2 am in the 613
C) most dish detergent is biodegradable these days.... so it wouldn't matter much
i bet its someone from stitty
We called the number once back in high school because we questioned the edibleness of a picture... I think the number was 1-800-222-1222 or something like that.
autistic fucker? CLASSY, 1:54. kill yourself.
if poison control is "closed" at 2am then what did you do...? i don't believe this one
It's true I was so coked up I snorted Ajax cuz I was out and poison control was closed...
(in sarcastic tone)
I thought the same thing...wtf
i love the stupid shit 15 year olds put on here
i was at a party once where a girl started drinking bleach....
PC is always opened..?
God, if you're saying this is true, then were we have the relate of a stupid tragic death.
REP O TOWNNNNNNNNN whos text is this ?
I bet it was Stittsville.
^ it could be kingston....
Thats hillarious. Ottawa parties hard.
shut up its funny. half the texts on the site are fake, its still hilarious
Haha thats a epic fail.
Who let the autistic fucker have alcohol???!!? Its not the same as "haha dude, let's give your dog beer, how many brewski's before he passes the fuck out?!"