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  • 80 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:19pm

    Poison control is open 24/7..

  • 70 62
    Submitted by aidankelly on Jun 4, 10 at 11:23pm

    i bet its someone from stitty

  • 78 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:55am

    Sounds like time to let Darwin take the wheel.

  • 76 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:24pm

    Yep. 9:19 confirmed the fakeness.

  • 72 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:07am

    autistic fucker? CLASSY, 1:54. kill yourself.

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:59pm

    Kingston, not Ottawa. I know the person haha.

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:19pm

    lmao . me too . and its totally something that she would do .

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:31pm

    A) sounds like something someone in ottawa / or any 613 would do B) poision control for the 613 IS closed at 2 am in the 613 C) most dish detergent is biodegradable these days.... so it wouldn't matter much

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:57am

    This could be true. Several poison control centers have had to reduce their hours or close due to budget constraints.

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:25am

    if poison control is "closed" at 2am then what did you do...? i don't believe this one

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:34am

    We called the number once back in high school because we questioned the edibleness of a picture... I think the number was 1-800-222-1222 or something like that.

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:59am

    PC is always opened..? God, if you're saying this is true, then were we have the relate of a stupid tragic death.

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 11:29am

    It's true I was so coked up I snorted Ajax cuz I was out and poison control was closed... (in sarcastic tone)

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:13pm

    i love the stupid shit 15 year olds put on here

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:20pm

    9:19 I thought the same thing...wtf

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:38am

    REP O TOWNNNNNNNNN whos text is this ?

  • 65 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 11:44pm

    ^ it could be kingston....

  • 37 38
    Submitted by georrgieherr on Jan 15, 12 at 6:33pm

    Pppppppljp

  • 59 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 10:01pm

    i was at a party once where a girl started drinking bleach....

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:08pm

    I bet it was Stittsville.

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:35am

    shut up its funny. half the texts on the site are fake, its still hilarious

  • 59 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 6:40pm

    Thats hillarious. Ottawa parties hard.

  • 56 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:19pm

    Haha thats a epic fail.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:54am

    Who let the autistic fucker have alcohol???!!? Its not the same as "haha dude, let's give your dog beer, how many brewski's before he passes the fuck out?!"