I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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Just imagine how surprised the roommate was...
even the orkin man wouldnt touch those crabs eh?
Maybe its because I'm dumb, but I'm missing the bisexual connection here, Kirk Hammett
OP is a chick. OP's roommate is a chick. Can of bugspray = improvised dildo.
Or they're both male, they had an argument, and someone else pointed out the sexual angle to threatening to shove things up your roommate's arse.
"ew" to the "can of bug spray"
sigh... why georgia?
guy or girl?
Most likely both guys. And yes, lies.
Only in GA..