I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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