i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
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i wanna fuck a dog in the ass
Ummm...I'm gonna need you to rip up one of your man cards right now. you know what? just throw them all in the fire...you don't need them anymore.
SJP is a genius I love her.
haha, this made my day!
hahaha, you are amazing. i love you.
do you really? cause the fact that you know her name makes me wonder.
love sjp. don't hate.
Please everyone knows that Sarah Jessica Parker IS a man.
male Sex and the City fan = i'll suck your dick
i am embarrassed this came from a "man" in my area code. go home, stanford blach.
I thought this said Terry Bradshaw.
so you're Stanford Blach?
That's just disturbing.
Soooo, you're a herm who's had plastic surgery to remove the Adam's apple and plump up the lips? Or what?
I think I know who this was...
That would make you Samantha Jones
omg i've never LOLed more in my life
SARA JESSICA PARKER IS A GOD!