i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
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i wanna fuck a dog in the ass
Ummm...I'm gonna need you to rip up one of your man cards right now. you know what? just throw them all in the fire...you don't need them anymore.
SJP is a genius I love her.
male Sex and the City fan = i'll suck your dick
do you really? cause the fact that you know her name makes me wonder.
haha, this made my day!
love sjp. don't hate.
Please everyone knows that Sarah Jessica Parker IS a man.
hahaha, you are amazing. i love you.
I thought this said Terry Bradshaw.
i am embarrassed this came from a "man" in my area code. go home, stanford blach.
so you're Stanford Blach?
That's just disturbing.
I think I know who this was...
Soooo, you're a herm who's had plastic surgery to remove the Adam's apple and plump up the lips? Or what?
SARA JESSICA PARKER IS A GOD!
That would make you Samantha Jones
omg i've never LOLed more in my life