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    Submitted by Key_umm on Apr 24, 13 at 11:22pm

    Op is a pedophile!!!

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    Submitted by Demfolk90 on Apr 24, 13 at 12:04pm

    "Suck it:" an equally good pick up line.

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    Submitted by doiou2 on Apr 24, 13 at 6:36pm

    what did you pick up? a nine year old? weak sauce fucko

  • 55 62
    Submitted by smoothtalker on Apr 24, 13 at 11:16am

    You be my dairy queen and I'll be your burger: you treat me right and you can have it your way.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 24, 13 at 1:21pm

    My best is just waking up and saying "Hi."