Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
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He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
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just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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