Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?