who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice