okay pat passed out under dana's car
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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