am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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