At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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