No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
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Awwwwwww, ain't you cute
I have that effect on women
"I had the strangest customer today. Kept on talking about someone else's penis. Bartender pour is another round of shots!"