I want to have your abortion
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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