That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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