so explain again why im purple
no
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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