I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
my shit smells like andre
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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