Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Too much gin, very little bucket
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
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When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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