I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I said "one day" and that day is not today
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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