i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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